Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

February 11, 2020 - San Antonio Chile - Catching up with the last few ports

Ok, I usually put how many days I've been on the ship in the title, but I've lost track.  I only know it's Tuesday because the rug in the elevator says so.

In the last week or so we went to Ushuaia Argentina (loved it!) where I hired a taxi to give me a tour and take me to the grocery store.  He complimented my bad Spanish and was a great guide.  A lovely town surrounded by mountains and sea.  150,000 people.  And too freaking cold.  It was a beautiful summer's day, which meant some locals were wearing shorts and t-shirts.  Not me because it was 43 degrees and 45 MPH winds.  I was dressed for winter and my delicate self was still freezing.  Can't imagine what winter is like.

The day before Ushuaia we sailed around Cape Horn, the most southerly point of South America.  I confess I was a bit disappointed.  I imagined that the bottom of the continent would be like, attached to the continent.  Technically it is part of S. America but it is an island, which enabled us to cruise complete around it.  The entire southern tip of South America, along with the western coast is a maze of islands.  And stunningly beautiful. Cliffs climbing straight from the ocean, reaching thousands of feet.  Some bare rock, some covered in trees which look like they're glued on to the steep rocks.

The big takeaway for me from Ushuaia was the flowers.  Lupins I get because of their cold tolerance.  But there were beautiful, HUGE roses everywhere.

Another thing to note about Ushuaia is that there are 75% men and 25% women.  Just saying.  I might reconsider my views on cold weather.

One other thing.  Every time I say Ushuaia, I sound drunk.  It does require a bit of slurring to say it properly.

After leaving Ushuaia we cruised up the Beagle Canal (that makes me laugh but I don't know why - I'd struggle if I moved to Ushuaia because they also have Beagle Beer and the Beagle Hotel, which also make me giggle).  It was stunningly beautiful and made me excited about the scenic cruising planned for a couple of days later.

The next day was Puerto Montt, which spell check insists on spelling Monty, which does sound much friendlier.  I'm all about the sea days and two consecutive days in port is too much so I stayed on board.  Plus it was a tender.  Instead I hung out on the Sea Deck (aft, deck 8) enjoying the nice weather and a conversation with Mary, someone I hadn't met before.

One of the things I'm enjoying about this trip is that the passengers are generally very well traveled and very interesting.  Mary and I started talking after I heard her mention her daughter was in the Peace Corps in Thailand (20 + years ago).  Mary has lived and taught for Department of Defense in places like England and Iceland and Hong Kong.  It was a pleasant relaxing day.

The next day was supposed to be scenic cruising but in order to meet the timeline to get to San Antonio we had to head to open sea and fast cruising.  Disappointing but I had a pedicure scheduled so was happy.

It was the best pedicure ever.  As I was just settling in to the massage chair, I saw a whale flapping its tail against the water.  That continued for about 5 minutes.  As the pedicure progressed, I spotted a pod of 3 whales doing more tail slapping.  Amazing.  It cost 3 times more than at home but I've never seen a whale during a pedicure in Lake Mary.  Worth every penny.

I'm now in San Antonio, Chile, our last stop in South America.  This is the gateway to wine country and Santiago.  I spent a couple of weeks recently in Santiago and while it's a lovely city, had no desire to spend the time or money to go back.  Instead, I'm spending the chilly, drizzly day downloading books to Mr. Kindle and catching up on WIFI stuff.

Tomorrow we head west to Easter Island, Pitcairn Island, Papeete, Cook Islands and Tonga as we cross the South Pacific.  Very sad not to be stopping in Samoa.  That would have been a real treat.

I may not be able to upload many photos from the next ports but will do my best.  In the meantime, here are some photos from Ushuaia and the views along the Chilean southern coast.


Since the ship wasn't doing the scenic cruising, I did a bit of cruising of my own past the desserts in the Lido.  Three times a day this part of the ship is stocked with pastries and desserts.  Next to the lady who cheerfully hands out ice cream all day.




It was a bit foggy.


The most southern point of South America








More photos in the next post.

Friday, July 29, 2016

Why I Travel

It's been eight months since I came home from SE Asia.  I realized this morning that this is the  longest stretch of being home since I moved here 22 years ago.  The job I moved here for required weekly travel.  Then, after I went out on my own as a consultant, I traveled for work about 95% of the time.  When I wasn't traveling for work, I used my frequent flyer miles to travel internationally for fun.

My wanderlust started when I was young.  My mom's brother - Uncle Jim, to me - sent us the same gifts every Christmas.  A subscription to the National Geographic magazine and a ten pound box of Russell Stover chocolates.

My mom, brother and I would spend hours looking at the photographs, turning pages with chocolaty sticky fingers.  We'd pull out the maps and talk about the places whose names we couldn't pronounce.  We'd talk about family vacations to exotic places.  Those didn't happen because as hard as my dad worked and as successful as he was, the budget didn't stretch that far.  But imagination and learning are free.

I'll always be grateful to my parents for teaching me to dream.  To plan adventures and believe I could make them happen.  Our family vacations were frequently to Baja, California.  That might seem exotic if you're from Boston or Florida but since we lived in southern Arizona the trips were drive-able and relatively inexpensive. 
Back in 1959 we didn't have cell phone photos or drones or even colored photos.  But this is horseback riding on the beach in Baja.

I ate my first street food in Mexico with my dad.  Actually, it was "beach food".  My dad and I went for a horseback ride on the beach at sunrise while my mom and brother slept in.  On our way back to the hotel, a man was just setting up his stand to sell fresh raw oysters.  My dad asked for one.  It was served in a small dixie cup with a squeeze of lime and shot of hot sauce.  Since I was definitely a daddy's girl, I had one too.  And loved it.

I still love street food and poring over maps.  Now the internet makes planning the next adventure even easier.  When I came home last November I wasn't interested in travel.  I was done exploring.  For the first time in my life I wasn't thinking about the next place.  It was a bit disconcerting but I turned my attention to being home and getting my nest in shape.

Lately, I've found myself thinking about where I want to travel next.  What I might see and experience.  I've been looking at maps again.  I'm starting to yearn for the smell of jet fuel.  Thanks, Uncle Jim.



Thursday, June 2, 2016

The End Is Near!

The end of the my house renovations is near, I mean.  The actual end of the world may also be near based on Trump possibly being our next President but that's a whole different topic.  During the last couple of months I got new kitchen cabinets and counters; gutted the master bath replacing an oversize tub with a walk-in shower as well as a complete renovation of the guest bath.

Based on my experience over the last couple of months, I have some suggestions if you're thinking about renovating multiple rooms in your house.

First, get the names of a good realtor and moving company.  Seriously, avoid the mess and inconvenience and just buy a new house. There were moments I really considered just packing my clothes and leaving.  That was when they were using the jackhammer in my bathroom.

Last night I greeted a guest at the front door by explaining "I don't usually keep shower doors and a bathroom vanity in my living room but they're being installed tomorrow and we ran out of room in the garage."

Do you like what I've done with my living room?  This is after they installed the new shower doors and vanity, before they had time to clean up the trash.
If your masochistic streak is wide enough that you decide not to move, the most important decision you can make is selecting the right contractor.  I recommend using your best friend's son.  That way, if things go south she can always threaten to cut him out of her will.    Luckily, my guy happens to be very good at what he does, in addition to being my best friend's son.  As far as I know, he's still in the will.

The choice of contractors is key.  I recommend you not only interview the contractor but also his employees.   These guys will be spending more time with you than your family.   Sure, I wanted reliable, competent staff doing the job but would young, good-looking guys be too much to ask for?  

Next, be thoughtful when deciding which room to do first.  We started with the kitchen and I was pleasantly surprised at how quickly the demo and install of the new cabinets went.  If we had started with jack hammering up two feet of concrete in my bathroom first I might have thrown in the bath towel in week one.

Another critical step as you prepare to start your remodel is to visit your physician.  Actually, you may want to visit several in adjoining communities since it is unlikely your family doctor will be willing to subscribe all the drugs you'll need to take to get you through the millions of decisions you'll be making.  And, if you personal morals allow, you might want to consider selling any extra drugs to help you fund the budget overruns that are unavoidable.  I chose not to go the drug route but am questioning that decision.

Back to the decisions.  I'm a well-educated woman with a lot of life experience.  I thought I had this.  Apparently not.  I did make all the decisions, though, and so far am very happy with the results.  And the first person who comments on the fact that my toilet paper holder is actually a towel holder will be asked to leave. 

Honestly the two photos below show a "brushed nickel towel ring" and a "brushed nickel toilet paper holder".  The styles are different but can you tell which one is the "towel ring"?

This is falsely advertised as a "towel ring".  I have a towel ring.  It is round, like, you know, a ring.
This is the toilet paper holder.  I am using a towel ring because the style matches my other stuff.

Next, I suggest you buy a dictionary.  Better yet, have a dictionary app installed on your phone.  You'll need it when your contractor or the less-than-helpful Home Depot associate asks about your preference in astragals.  Or which kind of base shoe you'd like.  I discovered that instead of standing there feeling like an idiot until they explained it to me in terms a five year old could understand I just stared them straight in the eye and said "Isn't it obvious?"  Generally that got me off the hook as they showed me the most common option.  Luckily my contractor is a bright guy and realized pretty quickly that I'm an idiot so he quit asking.

Ok, seriously, this post feels like it's dragging on as long as my remodel did.  Let's get down to the serious recommendations.

1.  Your contractor needs to be someone with a strong track record, reasonable prices and a staff big enough that if one flakes out there's someone else who can step in.  I've got a great guy and he's got a good team but this isn't my first rodeo.  Guys who book too much business may not think it's a big deal that you don't have a kitchen sink for an extra week or two but you will.
2.  Get it in writing.  Make sure you clarify exactly what you will be buying and what they will supply.  In detail.  Cost overruns happen.  In my case because I kept seeing things I wanted to upgrade or add.  Even if you love surprises, when you have them in a remodel it's not usually a good thing.
3.  Look at photos.  Thousands of photos.  Houzz.com is a great site for that.  Then, visit as many showrooms as you can.  Stroll around, see what catches your eye.  Then go home.  A week or two later, go back and see if the same color schemes, styles, etc. are still the ones that grab you.  This is a major investment and no time to rush into a decision.
4.  Work with your contractor to create a project plan that includes stuff like possible delays in item delivery.  For example, your contractor can't control the company that fabricates the granite for counter tops and those guys seem to be very busy.  Can you create a work-around if that happens?    One of the biggest surprises for me was how many items had to be special ordered.  And I swear Home Depot used the pony express for the three week trip my shower doors took from Seattle to Orlando.
5.  Prepare for no kitchen.  I stocked up on paper plates, plastic utensils and recipes for stuff I could grill.  I also prepared a lot of casseroles, soups and stews and stocked the freezer.  You don't need to do that if, like me, you have a neighbor who insists on bringing you homemade Indian food every single day your kitchen is out of order.  She also offered coffee every morning but I kindly let her off the hook for that.  Really - can you imagine a neighbor who feeds you for a month, won't take money and got a little offended when I gave her a gift?  I did set up a mini-kitchen on a table with a cutting board, knife, etc.  It worked fine but I can't tell you how many times I walked over to the hole that was once a sink to wash my hands.  I'm a slow learner.
6.  Prepare for dust.  Lots and lots and lots of dust.  Tiny little particles that get into everything.  I've read online where contractors have posted that you shouldn't have any dust, no clean up at all.  Bull pucky.  I don't care how careful the workers are.  How much they seal off the room.  How much they clean as they go.  Drywall and cement dust are still covering everything in my house.  Here are my suggestions for avoiding that:
   A.  Wrap/box stuff.  The walk-in closet next to my bathroom was covered in dust.  In retrospect, I should have packed up all my seasonal clothes, luggage, etc. and moved it away from ground zero.  Same for knick knacks.  My house is filled with treasures (or crap, depending upon your perspective) from my travels around the world.  Now, I get to enjoy my travel memories as I carefully dust all the stuff.  It would have been easier to box it up.
   B.  Use tarps and plastic.  My guys did a great job of putting down tarps to protect carpet and hardwood along with plastic to cover furnishings.  They still got dusty but it wasn't so bad.
   C.  Change the filter in your furnace/air con unit.  I changed mine weekly and every week it was clogged with dust.  If possible, schedule the work for a time when you don't need either heat or air con.
7.  Be prepared.  If you agree to a 4 week time frame, mentally assume it will be six weeks.  When you get done at 5 weeks it will be sweet. 
8.  Have a sense of humor.  If you (or the contractor) freak out over every possible thing that goes wrong you are in for a bad experience.  For me, if I focus on the negative, that's what I'll think of in the finished room.  Instead, look for the humor when things go wrong.  Like today.  They were installing the bathroom vanity in the guestroom.  The faucet I ordered requires 2 holes.  The vanity has one.  I had an extra faucet that came with the master bath vanity that I didn't use.  It required 3 holes.  We went out and bought another faucet.  I'm planning to sell faucets to support my retirement.

Ok, this has been a lot of talk.  Next post - photos!

Thursday, July 31, 2014

True!

I'd like to dedicate this to fellow travelers and PCVs/RPCVs around the world.  Any toilet (or tree) will do, but if it's a Western style flush toilet in a clean, private bathroom, there is no better feeling.